Hormuz is Closed

Top signage Iran will use when they close the Strait of Hormuz:

1. Closed due to wet paint.

2. Closed due to construction.

3. Closed for the holidays.

4. Closed due to new management.

5. Closed for termite abatement.

6. Closed for lunch.

7. Closed for siesta.

8. Closed due to retirement.

9. Closed due to going out of business.

10. Closed due moved, no forwarding address.

Any of these would be as valid as any excuse they would use; that's the view from the Hysterical Right Wing.