It’s nice to be using products that are friendly to the environment. The government has told us we must use special green light bulbs. These green light bulbs are much better for the environment than the old light bulbs because they use less electricity.
Only the arsenic is a problem. Only the arsenic and the lead is a problem. Of course, arsenic is poisonous. Well lead is poisonous too. So the green light bulbs are only a problem for the arsenic and the lead. And the mercury is a problem too. Mercury is poisonous also. Are you starting to see a trend here?
In order to make the environment better, we need to use more products that contain arsenic, lead, and mercury! I thought we were trying to reduce our use of arsenic, lead and mercury. We took lead out of house paint decades ago. We are replacing our glass thermometers with electronic ones to get rid of the mercury. Arsenic is used in very few products anymore. How is it that we can be more green by using more poison? Does not make sense here at the Hysterical Right Wing.